We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize