I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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