So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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