I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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