Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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