I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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