I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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