I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My vagina is officially offended.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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