If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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