You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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