If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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