i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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