dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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