Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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