My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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