im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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