I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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