Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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