Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
