dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.