I got chris browned last night
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize