butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What drink are we having for lunch?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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