how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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