Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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