You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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