I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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