Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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