I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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