Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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