So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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