ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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