My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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