4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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