do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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