Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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