yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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