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• (214): View more from Texas

  Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS

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  Put my glitter back.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.

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• (661): View more from California

  If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too

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• (305): View more from Florida

  IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW

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• (254): View more from Texas

  If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.

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