she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day