well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night