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(248): View more from Michigan

windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

(630): View more from Illinois

no, it is just poor

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(631): View more from New York

i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(936): View more from Texas

So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head

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(678): View more from Georgia

i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?

(910): View more from North Carolina

succeeding

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(248): View more from Michigan

I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

I think we should measure in "bathtubs"

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(224): View more from Illinois

I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...

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