windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...