what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.