She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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