The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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