i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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