I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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