It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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