I wanna bring you to show and tell
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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