Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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