She's JV to your varsity
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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