what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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