I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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