oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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