turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I have tasted many bathrooms
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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