I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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