I look better un-naked...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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