you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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