my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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