i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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